The Cause of the Month: Sudden Onset Disco Dancing
It's time to shine a light on the most pressing issue of our time. Sudden Onset Disco Dancing, or SOD for short, is a condition that affects millions of people worldwide. Characterized by an inexplicable urge to dance in public, SOD can strike anyone at any time, causing them to spontaneously break into choreographed dance routines in the most unlikely of places.
Causes of SOD are still unknown, but experts point to a combination of factors, including:
- Binge-watching disco documentaries
- Eating too much cheese
- Listening to too much Bee Gees
Don't be afraid, you're not alone. Share your SOD story in the comments below and join the fight against SOD.
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