Welcome, esteemed patron of the arts! You have entered the Spectacle Theatre, where the avant-garde is not just a genre, but a lifestyle.
We offer a diverse range of performances, from the sublime to the ridiculous. Our current show is "The Chicken Dance: A Ballet of Uncoordinated Flapping".
Don't forget to bring your sense of wonder and your appetite for the bizarre!
Or, you know, just come for the free popcorn.
Box Office(Currently showing: "The Chicken Dance: A Ballet of Uncoordinated Flapping" - 50% off for the first 50 patrons)
Meet the Audience(They're a real treat. Mostly because they're all wearing tutus)
View the Program(Includes showtimes, performer bios, and warnings about the acoustics)