Dear User, we regret to inform you that our system is currently overwhelmed with your requests. You've been asking us to RSVP to every party, every event, every gathering, and every meeting. We're not made of infinite patience and our coffee machine is on its last leg.
We've been trying to accommodate your needs, but our system has been succumbing to the crushing weight of your enthusiasm. We're talking 100+ RSVPs for the Smiths' BBQ, 500+ for the Johnsons' birthday, and 300+ for the company retreat. We're not made of money, you know.
However, we're willing to make an exception... this once. Please select one of the following events, and we'll make sure to somehow, someway, somewickly get back to you.
Smiths' BBQ Johnson's Birthday Company Retreat (Please don't make us send a cake) Please Don't Forget My PartyRemember, we're only making an exception this once. Don't get too excited, or we might just have to shut down the whole system.
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