The Therapist's Office - A Place Where Dreams Go to Die

Sessions:

Underwater Adventure - Explore the subconscious, but only if you're prepared to confront the depths of your own fears.
Dating Therapist - Because who needs actual human connections when you can pay someone to pretend to care?
Quantum Physicist's Therapy - Where the laws of reality are flexible, but your emotions are not.

Warning: Our therapists are not actually licensed, but they do come with a side of existential dread.

Session fees: 50 credits (includes one 45-minute session of emotional manipulation).