Rulers Orders Decree of the Day 2024

By the power vested in me, I, Ruler McRulerface, hereby decree:

• That all citizens must wear their pants on their correct limbs.
• That the color blue is now officially replaced with plaid.
• That the national pastime is now extreme ironing.
• That all food must be consumed while standing on one leg.

Failure to comply will result in... DISCIPLINARY ACTION

Related Decrees:

• Last Week's Decree of the Day
• Next Week's Decree of the Day ( Spoiler Alert: It's worse than this one!)
• This Month's Decree of the Month