Rulers Orders Decree of the Day 2024
By the power vested in me, I, Ruler McRulerface, hereby decree:
- That all citizens must wear their pants on their correct limbs.
- That the color blue is now officially replaced with plaid.
- That the national pastime is now extreme ironing.
- That all food must be consumed while standing on one leg.
Failure to comply will result in... DISCIPLINARY ACTION
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