After years of serving the people, I, the Ruler of the Realm, have decided to implement some radical reforms.
First, we're getting rid of the dreaded "Taxes on Tacos" policy. No more extortionate fees for every Tuesday's lunch!
Next, we're establishing "Ruler's Rights Day" - a national holiday where everyone gets to wear their best "I'm the Ruler" t-shirt and receive a complimentary "I'm with Stupid" hat.
Phase One: The Taco Tax Abolition Act
Phase Two: Mandatory "I'm the Ruler" Day
Phase Three: Free Hats for All (But Only on Wednesdays)
Stay tuned for more updates from the Ruler's Desk!