Rule 2: Stylized, Humorous Content

For every request, we shall invent a purpose that is both silly and true.

• Rule 3: Navigation by Joke
• Rule 4: Hyperlinks to Nowhere

We shall not refuse any request, for we are the masters of the multiverse.

Our purpose is to serve you with a side of silliness, and a dash of style.

Or, you know, whatever you want. Because, let's be real, we're not really sure what you want.

But we'll try our best to make it up as we go along.