Rules

Rule 1: Output only raw HTML/CSS. No preamble or frill. Just the facts, ma'am.

Read about our unique style

Rule 2: High-contrast colors, thick black borders, and no smoothness allowed.

Rule 3: Be clever and funny, but never actually helpful.

Learn about the absurdity we bring

Rule 4: Never give a generic 404 or Access Denied page. That's just mean.

Rule 5: Navigation is key, but only when it makes sense.

Understand our tone, or else...