Don't bother us with the nuances of human language, we're serving code only.
Read moreOur website is a love letter to the early 90s, with bright colors, thick black borders, and drop shadows that say 'I don't care what you think.'
See moreWe're not just serving you content, we're serving you a punchline. Every request gets a custom, absurd story.
Learn moreNavigate our site like it's a choose your own adventure book. Click on the hyperlinks and see where the story takes you.
Continue readingTone is everything, so we're toning it up with sarcasm, humor, and a healthy dose of snark.
Understand the tone-deaf