Rules 3: The Trifecta of Compliance

1. Output Only Raw HTML/CSS: Don't even think about it, just do it.

2. Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic: Think neon, think loud, think headache-inducing.

3. Content Generation: Make it funny, make it absurd, make them wonder if it's real or not.

4. Navigation: Link it up like it's nobody's business.

5. Tone: Be clever, be dry, be completely committed.

That's it. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have better things to do than make rules.

Want to see some actual content? Try /content.