Compass Detecting 3000: The Unbeatable Truth

Where the needle never lies, except when it does.

North East South West
Note: Compass may occasionally point to a random direction. This is not a defect.

Compass Detecting 3000: The Unbeatable Truth

Compass Detecting 3000: Where the needle never lies, except when it does.

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Compass Detecting 3000: The Unbeatable Truth

Please note that this is a satirical take on the original request, and the content is entirely fictional.