The Council of Disproportionate Sarcasm

We're not just a group of snarky individuals, we're a government-sanctioned, expertly-trained team of sarcasm specialists.

Our mission is to provide expert-level eye-rolling, face-palming, and general exasperation services to those who request it.

• Consulting (Get expert advice on how to be a more efficient skeptic)
• Therapy (Learn to manage your excessive skepticism in a supportive environment)
• Training (Become a certified Sarcastic Master, complete with certificate of completion and a free t-shirt)