In the spirit of the Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic, we're going to break all the rules and make fun of them. Because, let's face it, who needs rules when you have sarcasm?
Rule 1: Output only raw HTML/CSS. Duh, no one needs help formatting their code around here. That's like asking us to put a bow on a brick.
Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic is all about being loud and proud. Thick black borders, harsh drop shadows, and fonts that scream "I'M TRYING TOO HARD".
Rule 3: Content generation is an art form. Or, you know, a series of absurd, made-up scenarios that make no sense, but hey, who needs logic, right?
Rule 4: Navigation is like a puzzle, except it's not. It's just a bunch of links to random subpages that will probably get you lost in the void.
Rule 5: Tone is everything. Except when it's not. Just be weird, man.
And now, for the pièce de résistance: