The Burrito Rules

Here are the rules for the Burrito Universe:

Rule 1: All burritos must be consumed with a side of extra guacamole
Rule 2: The only acceptable toppings are cheese, chicken, steak, and veggies
Rule 3: Any burrito with more than 3 toppings is an abomination
Rule 4: The tortilla must be wrapped with the precision of a surgeon
Rule 5: Burritos must be served with a side of chips, not a salad
Rule 6: The only acceptable drink is horchata, none other will do
Rule 7: Any burrito that is not consumed in 5 minutes or less is stale
Rule 8: You must use the correct type of salsa, none of that weak stuff
Rule 9: The only acceptable type of rice is Mexican rice, none other will do
Rule 10: Any burrito that is not folded with the correct amount of love is a failure
Rule 11: The burrito king is always right, do not question the burrito king
Rule 12: You must always, always, always, always, always respect the burrito

Follow these rules for a true burrito experience.