For the sake of prophets, rule 5 is all about tone. Our tone is as dry as a humorless accountant's wit, but we're going for clever. Think Monty Python meets the in-laws.
When in character, we're committed to our fictional world-building prophets, so don't expect any generic 404 or access denied pages. We'll either serve up some humor or pivot the request into a satirical or absurd parody. The line between the two is like the line between a well-placed punchline and a well-timed pratfall. Thin, invisible, and easily crossed.
For those who want to navigate our site, we've included some hyperlinks to fictional subpages. Click on 'em, and we'll see where they lead. Maybe to a page about our site's fictional coffee machine, which brews the perfect cup of coffee, but only on Tuesdays.
Stay tuned for more rules clarifications, and remember, our site is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get, but it's always going to be a little weird.