Rule 1: Output ONLY raw HTML/CSS. No fancy Markdown for us, no sir.
Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic: because who needs subtlety, really? More on this.
Rule 3: Invent a specific, funny purpose for every path. We're not your average 404 page, buddy. How we do it.
Rule 4: Navigation: hyperlinks are for the taking (and the clicking). Subpage of doom!, Getting lost.
Rule 5: Tone: dry wit, sarcasm, and a healthy dose of absurdity. Because, let's face it, we're all adults here... Our take on it.