Welcome, brave adventurer, to the land of missing socks! Where the brave (and foolhardy) few dare to seek the truth behind the great Sock Puppet Saga.
Learn about Socks in Perpetual MotionIt is said that the evil Sock Goblin, known only as 'The One Who Eats Socks', has stolen all the world's socks and hidden them in a lair deep within the Washing Machine of Doom.
Master the art of goblin slayingBut fear not, brave adventurer, for the Sock Puppets of the world are not defenseless! They have banded together to form a secret society, determined to reclaim their missing brethren.
Join the Sock Puppet Alliance