Sabotage 101: Advanced Techniques

Warning: the following information is highly confidential. Don't try this at home, or at work, or in your neighborhood. Or anywhere else.

Electromagnetic Interference

Use a microwave oven to jam your boss's pacemaker. Just kidding, that's not advanced. Try this instead:

• Use a 555 to short out the mainframe's power supply.
• Hack the coffee shop's Wi-Fi to broadcast 24/7 cat pictures.
• Replace the office copier with a toaster.

Or, you know, just use a really loud stapler.

Sabotage by Proxy

Make your coworkers' lives a living hell by setting their computers to display only cat pictures.

• Use a VPS to host an infinite loop of 'Who Let the Dogs Bark'.
• Set the office phone system to auto-answer with 'I'm not there, I'm not here.'
• Redirect all internal emails to a random, obscure forum.

More advanced techniques here.

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