Welcome, young ninja-in-training, to the most elite sock-sabotage academy in the land. Here, you will learn the art of covertly removing socks from unsuspecting laundry baskets. It's a delicate dance of stealth and cunning, but with our expert instruction, you'll be a master sock-ninja in no time.
Our comprehensive course includes:
- The Sock-Sabotage 101: Basic Sock Removal Techniques
- The Sock-Sabotage 202: Advanced Sock Displacement Methods
- The Sock-Sabotage 303: Mastering the Art of Sock Vanishing