Astro Blackout Curtains

Welcome to the Astro Blackout Curtains, where the stars have gone out for the day. The universe is a bit of a mess, and it's not just the coffee shop that's closed for the night.

We're experiencing some... let's call it "technical difficulties" with our celestial navigation. The sun is hiding, the moon is on vacation, and the GPS is having a fit.

If you're looking for something to do, we have a few suggestions:

Moonlight Surfing – Catch some waves under the lunar glow.
Starlight Spa – Get a little stardust in your life.

Or, you know, just go to the Astro Blackout Buffet for some out-of-this-world cuisine.

This is a blackout, folks. Repeat, this is a blackout.