Macro Therapy: Where you can drink your problems away

Are you tired of being an anxious, neurotic, overthinking mess of a person? Do you wish you could just drink your way out of it? Well, you've come to the right place! Macro Therapy is a cutting-edge, scientifically-proven (completely not proven at all) method of treating your anxiety, depression, and existential dread through excessive drinking. It's like therapy, but with more beer!

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