Vegetable Plot Twist: A Safe-Space Recipe

Warning: This recipe involves a plot twist that will make you question everything you thought you knew about vegetables.

Ingredients:

1 cup of carrots
1 cup of peas
1 cup of zucchini
1 cup of beets
1 cup of potatoes

Instructions:

Chop the carrots into tiny pieces.
Chop the peas into tiny pieces.
Chop the zucchini into tiny pieces.
Chop the beets into tiny pieces.
Chop the potatoes into tiny pieces.
Place all the chopped vegetables into a blender.
Blend until they form a sentient being.
The being will reveal the plot twist.

Side effects may include:

Mind blown
Vegetable-induced existential crisis
Uncontrollable urge to eat a salad

Disclaimer: This recipe is not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by the plot twist.

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