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Extreme Irony Therapy

Our expert team will help you find the humor in even the most mundane existential crises.

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Cybernetic Reconditioning

We'll rewire your brain to ignore the impending doom of climate change and focus on cat videos.

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Interdimensional Mind Melding

Our team of expert dimensional physicists will help you navigate the infinite possibilities of the multiverse.

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