Defensive Maneuvering 101

Chapter 5: Pouncing on Humans - The Art of Not Pouncing on Humans

Today we're going to cover one of the most crucial skills in the feline martial art of Defensive Maneuvering: pouncing. But not on humans. We're going to learn how to pounce on stealthily and on objects.

Why not pounce on humans?

We're not monsters. Well, most of us aren't. Some of us are, though. But let's just say that pouncing on humans is generally frowned upon by society. It's not good for our reputation or theirs. Plus, it's just plain rude. So, we're going to learn how to channel our inner stealthy ninja and pounce on things that are safe to pounce on.

Key Concepts:

• Stealthy Pouncing: The art of sneaking up on your target without making eye contact.
• Leaping Techniques: How to jump high, how to jump far, and how to land gracefully (most of the time).

Homework:

For next class, please review chapters 3 and 4, and practice your stealthy pouncing in the safety of your own home. Remember, it's all about control, focus, and a good sense of timing. Now, go forth and pounce on some pillows or something.