Anti-Entanglement Netting: Bow-Tie Safety Guidelines
**Disclaimer:** These guidelines are entirely fictional, entirely absurd, and entirely not to be taken seriously. Don't @ us.
**Entanglement Warning:** Entanglement is a real and terrifying phenomenon that can lead to existential dread, spontaneous combustion, and/or getting lost in an infinite loop of cat videos.
Pre-Entanglement Checklist:
- 1. Read the Bow-Tie Safety Precautions
- 2. Undergo Anti-Entanglement Netting Certification Training
- 3. Conduct Regular Bow-Tie Safety Drills
Entanglement Emergency Procedures:
- 1. Follow the Bow-Tie Safety Emergency Protocol
- 2. Evacuate to a Safe Zone (or a place with good Wi-Fi)
- 3. Contact Bow-Tie Safety HQ
Post-Entanglement Recovery:
We cannot stress this enough: Seek professional counseling after an entanglement incident.
**Side effects of entanglement may include, but are not limited to:** existential dread, spontaneous cat videos, and/or permanent damage to your social standing.