Warning: Entanglement is a Real-World Hazard
According to our expert sources, entanglement is responsible for over 90% of all household fires, 75% of all spontaneous human combustion incidents, and 50% of all mysterious disappearances.
To combat this threat, we've developed the Extension Cord Control Method, a revolutionary new approach to keeping your home safe from the dangers of entanglement.
How it Works
Our patented Extension Cord Control Method involves:
- Using thick, heavy-duty cords that can withstand even the most intense entanglements.
- Employing expertly-trained entanglement-dodgers to navigate your cord network.
- Developing cutting-edge entanglement-reducing algorithms.