The Sprinkler System has reached critical levels of inefficiency. Our team of highly trained sprinkler engineers are working tirelessly to resolve the issue.
In the meantime, please take the following precautions:
- Do not attempt to manually override the sprinkler system. This will only lead to further chaos and potentially result in a sprinkler-related injury.
- Stay hydrated. The high levels of humidity caused by the overloaded sprinkler system may lead to heat exhaustion.
- Keep a safe distance from the sprinklers at all times. They may suddenly and without warning activate, drenching you in a torrent of water.