CEILING CAM: 360 DEGREE UPGRADE
Welcome, plebeians. We're glad you're here. This is the CEILING CAM 360, the most advanced ceiling surveillance system in the world. It's like Google Maps, but for the sky.
With our patented 360-degree cameras, you can now see the ceiling in all its glory. No more wondering what's up there.
Upgrades include:
- Increased pixel density for a crisper image
- Enhanced AI for more accurate ceiling analysis
- Integrated ceiling-to-wall mapping for a more immersive experience
But that's not all. With CEILING CAM 360, you can also:
- Identify potential ceiling hazards, like low-hanging ornaments or precariously-placed ceiling tiles
- Track ceiling traffic patterns for more efficient ceiling usage
- Enjoy the soothing sounds of gentle ceiling fan whispers