Ceiling Cam: The Safety Feature - because who needs actual safety features, really? Our system of flashing lights and cameras will distract you from your impending doom long enough for the fire alarm to sound, giving you just enough time to grab that one thing you really needed to save.
Developed by the team at Safety Features Inc., we've taken the classic "distract and panic" approach to safety. With our patented Ceiling Cam technology, you'll be able to forget your own mortality and focus on the task at hand.
Side effects may include:
- Negligence to personal safety
- Temporary forgetfulness of life's existential crises
- Increased reliance on our patented flashing lights and cameras
For more information on our other safety features, visit our Panic Button page.
Or, for a behind-the-scenes look at our team, head to the Team page.