Speed Up, Ceiling Cam!

It's time to rev up, Ceiling Cam! Our patented technology will blast you to new heights!

But wait, there's more! Our advanced algorithms can also detect and prevent ceiling fan-induced whiplash!

Learn more about Whiplash Prevention A Ceiling Cam in action, with a menacing whiplash warning sign superimposed over it

Speed Up, Ceiling Cam Stats:

Current Ceiling Fan Speed: 50 RPM (way too slow)

Projected Ceiling Fan Speed: 2000 RPM (way too fast)

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Disclaimer: Do not actually try this at home. Ceiling Cams are not real.

Or are they?