PANIC BUTTON NINJA

Sneak Mode Activated. Press the panic button to alert nearby allies of impending doom.
Stealth Mode Sneaky Sneak Mode
This page is a satirical take on a "Panic Button" feature that is often joked about in online communities. The goal is to poke fun at the idea of having a button that alerts others to a problem, rather than actually solving it. The design is a play on the "ninja" theme, with a bright red background and black text, and a large, bold font to make it stand out. The "Sneak Mode" feature is a joke about the idea that even in emergency situations, one might want to sneak around and not actually alert anyone. The links on the page are also a joke, offering other, absurdly-named "modes" to further add to the humor.