Warning: The following techniques are not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution (and a healthy dose of panic).
1.The Flashing Red LED Sequence: Quickly flicker a bright red LED light in a visible location to signal your impending doom.
2.The Sudden Scream: Loudly and clearly express your distress to the surrounding area, ensuring all nearby humans know of your crisis.
3.The Frenzied Dance: Perform an erratic, high-energy dance to signal your state of panic to all who can see you.
4.The Phantom Phone Call: Call a friend or family member and feign a sense of urgency, all while maintaining a completely calm demeanor.
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