Are you a master of emergency situations? Do you know the ancient secrets of Visual Signal Sequences? This is the advanced course, where we'll teach you how to convey your distress with the utmost clarity and precision.
Waving is an underappreciated art form in the realm of Panic Button mastery. It's not just about flailing your arms wildly, no, no, no. It's about subtlety, nuance, and a deep understanding of the human form.
Using a white towel as a makeshift flag, wave it in a figure-eight pattern while shouting "HELP!" at the top of your lungs.
For the more...refined among us, try waving with one hand while holding a coffee mug with the other, all while maintaining eye contact with your imaginary rescuer.