When things get too much, you just want to press the panic button and hide under your desk. But sometimes, you don't even have a desk. Or, you have a boss who's watching you all the time, and you need to get creative. That's where these advanced techniques come in.
Convince your boss that your computer is possessed by demons, and you need an exorcism.
Claim you're from the future, and that's why you're acting so strangely.
Tell your boss you're just really getting into character for an important role in a new TV show.
Claim you're taking a power nap, but really, you're just hiding from the truth.