Warning: This technique is not recommended for the faint of heart.
For the most extreme of emergency situations, our experts recommend the art of Frenzied Flailing. This involves rapid, uncontrolled movements of the arms, legs, and torso while shouting incoherently.
By applying the principles of Frenzied Flailing, our clients have successfully escaped 99% of all panic situations.
- Step 1: Locate the nearest surface to flail upon.
- Step 2: Eng prophets of uncoordinated flailing motions, ensuring maximum destruction of surrounding objects.
- Step 3: Continue flailing until the situation is resolved or you have exhausted yourself.