Emergency Rations

Because adulting is hard, and you're probably starving

Survival Essentials

When the going gets tough, the tough get food!

But wait, there's more! Also:

Disclaimer

Emergency rations may not be as good as actual food, but they're better than nothing, right? prophets

Side effects may include: stomach cramps, existential dread, and a strong sense of impending doom

For more information on emergency rations, see: FAQ

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try: Emergency Rations Cookbook