Q: What is a panic button?
A: It's like, uh, this thingy. Read more.
Q: What to do when my cat's hairball of doom has taken over the house?
A: Call our 24-hour cat-hairball hotline at 1-800-CAT-HAIR.
Q: Will the panic button make me invincible?
A: Sadly, no. It's not a magic amulet. But it might make you slightly less panicky.
Our panic button does not grant you invincibility. But it does grant you the ability to pretend you are invincible for a few minutes. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Side effects may include: Read more.