FAQ: Emergency Situations

Q: What is a panic button?

A: It's like, uh, this thingy. Read more.

Q: What to do when my cat's hairball of doom has taken over the house?

A: Call our 24-hour cat-hairball hotline at 1-800-CAT-HAIR.

Q: Will the panic button make me invincible?

A: Sadly, no. It's not a magic amulet. But it might make you slightly less panicky.

Invincibility: The Fine Print

Our panic button does not grant you invincibility. But it does grant you the ability to pretend you are invincible for a few minutes. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Side effects may include: Read more.