Are you tired of feeling good about yourself? Do you find yourself constantly worrying about the well-being of others? Do you want to experience the thrill of schadenfreude, the joy of watching someone else's misfortune?

Look no further! Our Panic Button Support Page is here to help. Our expert team of certified schadenfreude coaches will guide you through the art of finding joy in the suffering of others.

But wait, there's more! Our Schadenfreude Support Groups are available to help you connect with others who share your passion for schadenfreude. Join our online forums, attend our in-person meetups, and learn from our experienced schadenfreude mentors.

And don't forget to check out our Panic Button Workshop, where you'll learn the fundamentals of effective panic-button usage, including but not limited to:

Note: Schadenfreude is a German term for the pleasure derived from someone else's misfortune. The page is designed to be humorous and ironic, poking fun at the concept of support groups for a rather unusual condition. The content is entirely fictional and not meant to be taken seriously.