Welcome to our Panic Button Support Page

Are you experiencing a panic attack? Do you need expert help to talk you down from the edge? Look no further! Our team of highly trained professionals (and one guy who just really likes a good napkin) are here to help.

Meet our Experts:

Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth

Our lead expert on all things anxiety-related. Dr. Bottomsworth has a Ph.D. in Panic-Induced-ness and has written extensively on the subject. He's like the Dr. Phil, but less annoying.

Dr. Emily E. Exasperation

Dr. Exasperation is our go-to expert on the art of deep breathing. She's like a ninja, but instead of throwing shurikens, she throws calming phrases at you until your heart rate returns to normal.

You can contact us at contact us to schedule an appointment or ask any questions you may have.

Self-Help for the more adventurous types.

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