Safety Features | Because You're Probably Having an Existential Crisis
Frequently Asked Questions
What is the purpose of the Panic Button?
Our Panic Button is designed to help you cope with the crushing despair of modern life. Press it, and we'll provide a carefully curated list of cat videos and soothing memes.
Will the Panic Button work for my existential crisis?
Our experts have carefully crafted the Panic Button to address even the most pressing existential concerns. If it doesn't work, you're just not trying hard enough.
Is the Panic Button safe?
We've taken every precaution to ensure the Panic Button is safe for use in even the most anxiety-ridden environments. Side effects may include: increased productivity, decreased productivity, spontaneous smiling, or spontaneous combustion.