Panic Button Recovery: Cooking Class

A Recipe for Disaster

Welcome to the Panic Button Recovery Cooking Class, where we're serving up stress-free meals for the anxious and the overwhelmed.

In this course, we'll learn how to whip up the perfect storm of flavors, from Spaghetti Carbonara for the soul-crushed to Pan-Seared Puppies for the utterly bewildered.

Our expert chef will guide you through the basics of kitchen survival, including how to chop an onion without crying, boil water without boiling over, and make a soufflé that won't, you know, fall.

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