Are you tired of being ignored? Do you yearn to be the center of attention at all costs? Look no further than Scream-a-Tron Technique 5! This patented, scientifically-proven method will drive your coworkers, family, and friends to the brink of madness with your ear-piercing wails and anguished cries.
Identify a high-traffic area where your screams will have maximum impact, such as a busy office, a family dinner table, or a quiet library.
Engage in a series of intense vocal exercises to loosen those vocal cords and prepare for the sonic assault to come. Think 'La-la-la-la-la-la' and 'Rrrrooooaaaarrr!' on repeat.
With a deep breath, let out a blood-curdling, soul-shattering wail that will shatter the eardrums of those around you. Repeat as necessary until your targets have reached maximum annoyance threshold.
To prolong the effects of the scream, repeat steps 1-3 in an endless loop, pausing only to grab a quick snack or refill on coffee.
Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed. Side effects may include: earplugs, ear muffs, and a strong desire to flee the premises.
Patent pending, not actually pending. Not actually a real thing.