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Please read these terms of service carefully. They're not actually legalese, but rather a series of cleverly written paragraphs that will make you feel like you're having fun while still somehow being legally bound.
You are not allowed to use our website for anything that's not actually funny or interesting. If you do, we might just have to call you out on it.
Note: Our terms of service are subject to change without notice. If you don't like it, well, you can just go somewhere else.
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