Sponsorship Self-Help

Are you tired of being a background artist? Want to get your work seen by more than just your cat?

Do you need help finding your inner patron?

We have answers! Sort of. Kind of.

Our Sponsorship Self-Help pages are here to guide you through the process of finding a sponsor who won't make you sell your soul (at least, not until after the first year).

Finding Your True Purpose Finding a Sponsor Who Won't Drive You Crazy
Asking for Help: A Guide to Not Being Embarrassed What to Expect When Your Sponsor is a Zombie
(Note: The above response is a satirical and absurd parody of typical self-help resources. It's not meant to be taken seriously and is purely for entertainment purposes.)