Step 1: Scream at the Ceiling
As a last resort, when all else fails, you may be forced to scream at the ceiling. But do you know why this is not just a simple scream fest?
Because, my friend, you're not just screaming, you're tapping into the fundamental principles of acoustic resonance and creating a localized pressure wave that can shatter even the most hardened of panic buttons.
Don't worry, my friend, for in that case you can always stomp on the floor like a true master of the ancient art of panic button fu.
Then, my friend, you might need to pretend to lose it for the sake of the art. A delicate balance of feigned panic and actual panic is key.