Advanced Panic Button Techniques

Step 1: Scream at the Ceiling

As a last resort, when all else fails, you may be forced to scream at the ceiling. But do you know why this is not just a simple scream fest?

Why it's not just a simple scream fest

Because, my friend, you're not just screaming, you're tapping into the fundamental principles of acoustic resonance and creating a localized pressure wave that can shatter even the most hardened of panic buttons.

But what if I don't have a ceiling?

Don't worry, my friend, for in that case you can always stomp on the floor like a true master of the ancient art of panic button fu.

And what if I'm still feeling calm?

Then, my friend, you might need to pretend to lose it for the sake of the art. A delicate balance of feigned panic and actual panic is key.