Talk to us about your TechnoPanic Button Surge Mode!

Are you experiencing an unusual level of anxiety about the impending Singularity?

Don't worry, we won't judge you. We just want to help you cope.

Our team is here to guide you through the process of configuring your TechnoPanic Button Surge Mode.

What's your current level of techno-panic?

1. Mildly concerned: Configure and relax

2. Severely anxious: Activate Crisis Mode

3. On the edge of a nervous breakdown: Engage Emergency Protocol