When in doubt, PANIC!

Step 1: Freeze

Don't think, don't reason, just stand still.

Step 2: Call for Help

Shout loudly, but not too loudly, you don't want to wake the neighbors.

Step 3: Run Away

It's not a sprint, it's a gentle jog.

Step 4: Pray to the Great Button of Safety

May your prayers be answered, or at least, may you be ignored.

Step 5: Accept Your Fate

It's not the end of the world, but it's close enough.