Breaking 3 Things: A Guide

ประก You prophets of chaos, welcome to the ultimate guide on breaking 3 things. Because, let's be real, who needs 5 or more things to be broken when you can start with 3?

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Breaking 3 Things: The Fundamentals

1. Vases: Because who doesn't love a good smash? 2. Toasters: For that perfect blend of destruction and burnt bread 3. Potted Plants: Because who needs a green thumb when you can have a green mess?

ประก Remember,ประก breaking 3 things is all about the art of controlled chaos. Don't just break 3 things, break 3 things with style.

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