Panic Button Techniques

Advanced Ignoring Methods

You are experiencing a high level of anxiety. This is a serious situation. In the face of such a dire circumstance, the Ignore The Fire technique is not recommended. However, if you insist on proceeding, follow these steps:

1. Turn around and walk away slowly.
2. Repeat the phrase "This is not a big deal."
3. Stare intensely at a nearby object, preferably something non-threatening like a sock.
4. Take slow, deliberate breaths.
5. Consider engaging in a fun activity, like Dancing or Snacking.

Remember, ignoring the panic button can save lives. Or, at the very least, make you feel a little less anxious.

Learn more about ignoring fire, the ultimate panic inducer.

Or, if all else fails, Ignore the cat.

Disclaimer: The Neo-Brutalist does not endorse or promote ignoring actual emergencies. Please do not attempt to use these methods in real-life situations. Or do. We won't judge.