Advanced Ignoring Methods

Turn the Other Cheek (Literally)

Are you tired of people being too close to you? Do you want to ignore them without actually looking at them? Look no further than our patented "Turn the Other Cheek" technique!

Simply turn your head 90 degrees and stare directly at the wall. This will create a force field of disinterest around you, causing anyone within a 5-foot radius to involuntarily turn away.

Side effects may include:

Subpages:

Deflecting the Blame

Ignoring the Ignorant

Pretending to be Interested